SPIDER MAN!

We were sitting watching teli when Robert came flying down the stairs." MOOM, thar's this HUGE spider in the bathroom , it's massiv! " Up we run, I poke my head around the bathroom door, Robert is cowering behind his door, I can't see it, pull back the door and there is a huntsman small by our standards.. Spider man to the rescue, he brings with him a glass and a piece of paper. with many years of experience his skillful hands slip the spider into the glass and WHOLLA! one poor little spider has been captured. As he shows Robert the spider safely enclosed , Robert takes a step back. Spider man takes his victim to the garden and releases him...............MY HERO!